Portal 2's plot reaches much deeper into the history of Aperture Science, revealing new characters and shining a light on the events of Portal 1. If this is no game of the year, I don't know what is. Portal 2 didn't just live up to the expectations I had, it slammed them harder into the ground, than I could have ever imagined. Years ago, when Valve launched Portal as a fun Half-Life 2 mod, everybody was thrilled with the concept of the game. I don't care.Ĭave Johnson: All right, test's over. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer. And I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody will hear it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me in to a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.Ĭave Johnson: Now she'll argue.
Brain mapping, artificial inteligence - we should've been working on it thirty years ago.
He says what we're all thinking.Ĭave Johnson: The point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's inteligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that one out right now. Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!Ĭave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!Ĭave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?Ĭave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!Ĭave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!